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-- triptychGardener on August 31st at 22:24 --
Hi y'all! I’m Eden, and I write, and sometimes draw, Homestuck stuff! Here’s a list of all the notable shit I’m currently workin on or have worked on, in case you’re curious!
Outcaste is an MSPFA I’m working on with @clamitoustemptation, @gendertrickster and @a-very-stuck-doggirl! It follows six trolls as they play a game, one thousands of years in the making, and one that maybe should never have been played at all.
Early June is a fic I write with @gendertrickster about June going back to retcon her own gender, and the consequences that ensue. Featuring a veritable cascade of genderfuckery and gayness, two disparate groups of current and former players race for a do-over, and the chance to set things right.
The Golden Mile is an intermission to the aforementioned fic, featuring a very different Prospitian Battleship crew, with a God-Tiered Davesprite and four formerly-fused trolls getting used to life, each other, and all the second chances they need.
My main is @rosegardenofeden, if you wanna follow me there for other related writing projects! I have a looooot more planned for the future, so please, stay tuned!
Oh and incest shippers DNI. Seriously.
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-- triptychGardener on August 19th at 23:02 --
what do you think the homestuck discourse will be like in 20 years
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-- triptychGardener on August 19th at 22:54 --
Unfortunate! Dorky loser boy you didn’t care about three years ago has turned into an incredibly crazy dorky young woman
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-- triptychGardener on August 19th at 22:22 --
Jades, alpha rosejade + harleyenglish action from drawpile
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-- triptychGardener on August 19th at 18:31 --
jasprose and davepeta were way too good of characters to have been made for an incest conversation
among all of homestuck’s numerous deplorable traits the incest is possibly the most insidious for being one that people talk about maybe the least
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-- triptychGardener on August 19th at 18:30 --
janes epilogue and hs2 writing also sucked so bad because it ignored that about jane with her loneliness. like it COULD have made a commentary on loneliness and falling into pitfalls of radicalization with it but NO. basic ass trump allegory. and not even a fun one she was so generic bad villain it was awful.
(via calware)
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-- Anonymous on August 18th at 12:06 --
Anonymous
:25. Favorite Alternian ancestor?
The Dolorosa! I find her immensely fascinating. Choosing motherhood, a concept not even known on Alternia, becoming the woman through her kindness birthed a revolution. She has the most tragic and understated end of maybe all the Dancestors. I’d love to know more about her, what her life was like before she found the Signless. She is everything
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-- triptychGardener on August 18th at 11:18 --
Remember it’s good etiquette to send an ask to the person you’re reblogging from!
- When did you first get into Homestuck?
- How quickly did you finish reading the comic?
- How many times have you read HS?
- Ever made your own chumhandle?
- Ever made a trollsona?
- Ever made a kidsona?
- Ever cosplayed a HS character?
- Ever bought HS merch?
- Ever made an MSPFA?
- Ever drank Faygo?
- Favorite Alpha kid?
- Favorite Alpha troll?
- Favorite Alpha character overall?
- Least favorite Alpha kid?
- Least favorite Alpha troll?
- Least favorite Alpha character overall?
- Favorite Beta kid?
- Favorite Beta troll?
- Favorite Beta character overall?
- Least favorite Beta kid?
- Least favorite Beta troll?
- Least favorite Beta character overall?
- Favorite guardian?
- Least favorite guardian?
- Favorite Alternian ancestor?
- Least favorite Alternian ancestor?
- Favorite carapacian?
- Least favorite carapacian?
- Favorite Friendsim character?
- Least favorite Friendsim character?
- Favorite sprite?
- Least favorite sprite?
- Favorite pale ship?
- Favorite pitch ship?
- Favorite flushed ship?
- Favorite ashen ship?
- Favorite vacillating ship?
- OTP?
- NOTP?
- BROTP?
- Character you’d choose to be your moirail?
- Character you’d choose to be your kismesis?
- Character you’d choose to be your matesprit?
- Character you’d choose to be your auspistice?
- Character you’d vacillate quadrants with?
- Character you’d be best friends with?
- Patron troll? Are you happy with them?
- Zodiac troll? Are you happy with them?
- One character you didn’t like at first, but like now?
- One character you liked at first, but don’t like now?
- One ship you didn’t like at first, but like now?
- One ship you liked at first, but don’t like now?
- Alpha kids or Beta kids?
- Alpha trolls or Beta trolls?
- Beforus or Alternia?
- Derse or Prospit?
- The Felt or The Midnight Crew?
- Grimdark or Crocker Tier?
- Red team or blue team?
- Meat or candy?
- Trolls, humans, carapaces, or cherubs?
- Have you played Hiveswap? Do you like it?
- Have you played Friendsim? Do you like it?
- Have you played Pesterquest? Do you like it?
- Have you read the Epilogues? Do you like them?
- Have you read HS2? Do you like it?
- Have you read SBAHJ? Do you like it?
- Classpect you identify with currently?
- Classpects you’ve identified with before?
- Do you like your God Tier outfit?
- Ship headcanons?
- Character headcanons?
- Meteor trip headcanons?
- Earth C headcanons?
- Do you like bloodswaps? Do you have a favorite?
- Do you like kidswaps? Do you have a favorite?
- Do you like speciesswaps? Do you have a favorite?
- Do you use quadrants IRL?
- Do you like celebrating 4/13?
- Do you use Pesterchum, MxRP, CheRP, or other HSRP platforms?
- Favorite Homestuck act?
- Favorite Homestuck moment?
- Favorite Homestuck panel?
- Favorite Homestuck flash?
- Favorite Homestuck soundtrack?
- Favorite Broadway Homestuck song?
- Favorite Homestuck fansong?
- Favorite Homestuck fics?
- Favorite Homestuck fanartists?
- Favorite Homestuck AU? Demonstuck, Kingdomstuck, etc.?
- Favorite hemocaste?
- Favorite typing quirk?
- Favorite MSPFA?
- What would your strife specibus be?
- What would your planet be?
- What would your lusus be?
- What caste do you feel you’d belong to, regardless of your zodiac?
- What characters do you relate most to?
- One unpopular HS opinion you have?
- One popular HS opinion you agree with?
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-- triptychGardener on August 18th at 09:13 --
[an illustration of jane crocker looking up at a set of lanterns on the land of crypts and helium. the lanterns are coloured, from left to right and back to front, orange, dark green, cyan, and magenta. all but the green is lit, casting light on jane down below. lil sebastian stands on janes shoulder and she holds a consort skull under her arm. her expression reads as mildly sad. the lanterns are the only clear source of light and there’s no life around other than her. text at the bottom reads, in bright green, loneliness persists.]
myststuck rules and i don’t think we talk enough about environmental design in homestuck it’s pretty good idk
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-- triptychGardener on August 18th at 01:14 --
i talk a lot about how dave’s relationship with his bro probably fucked him up in a lot of ways and rose probably did with dave too. but also what about the reversal afterwards when dave with his newly found awareness of Bad Parent Relationship Things points out weird ideas rose has developed because of her relationship with her mom that she doesn’t realize are weird.
dave: so you dont have any issues with your mom? she was just a completely chill parent?
rose: No. I’ve come to grow and realize that she truly did care for me and was trying to reach out to me, instead of passive-aggressively taunting and belittling me as I had previously thought in my childhood. It was my fault for not seeing the truth, yes, but now that I know better, I-
dave: oh uh i wasnt really talking about that. whatever thats about. i was talking about the fact that she was like. drunk all the time
rose: Yes, but you do understand she had a lot on her mind back then? As time has passed, I myself am able to just start comprehending the scope of what we are dealing with. Sburb-
dave: yyyyyyyeahh okay but like she was your mom and you were a kid.
rose: Yes, but I’ve learned to be mature and see things from her perspective. Every adult has their weaknesses. It’d be childish of me to not accept hers, like she was perfect. And besides, it’s not like she didn’t care. She was constantly offering me things related to my interests, yet I chose to shun-
dave: yeah but for example like you were thirteen and she offered you a vodka martini while completely inebriated and you were thirteen
rose: She also gave me a pony.
dave: how does that not prove my point
rose: No offense, but I think I am quite well-equipped to be aware of if I have any underlying “issues” left over from how my mother raised me in my childhood.
dave: no offense but youre still a child and also i am literally like 23 hours and 547.56̅ milliseconds older than you what makes you think you were more well equipped than i was
rose: I’m sorry, did you read the entire Wikipedia page for Diana Baumrind at ten?
dave: …
rose: …
dave: …
rose: … Didn’t thin-
dave: just so we’re clear rose that long pause i took just now was not me getting “got” it was me being wowed by everything you just revealed to me with that statement.
(via calware)